New Series

This is the beginning of a new series on my blog in which I will be giving biographical sketches about people. Stay tuned; you might be next.

Jeff Willenbrecht:

Jeff grew up in the 'hood. Some people call him the Fresh Prince of Yorba-Linda because when he was five years old, he ran away and spent two weeks on the street mastering the street life. Upon returning, he soon learned how to reconcile his two contrasting life-styles and has since become the hard-core good guy that we all know today. When he was ten, he met the first love of his life: Jane Fennemore Cooper; maybe you've heard of her. Things didn't work out, and Jane left for England where she gained residence and became a famous author. Later, on a book-signing excursion in the congo, her plane crashed and she ended up marrying a caucasian man who thought he was a gorilla. He wasn't a gorilla.
Other brushes with fame include when he met the famous "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" host Regis. They hung out for a couple days in Denver, Colorado.
Jeff's favorite food is Spam. You'll have to ask him about it. But be careful, if he gets started on Spam, it's hard to stop him.
His ancestry includes someone from Mexico. That's the only way I know how to explain his ridiculously good accent.
Jeff's favorite past time is curling. Not hurling. Curling.
I think that's it for Jeff. Let's give him a round of applause.