Sara Beth

Thanks to Sara Beth, I didn't have to decide who to spotlight this week. You should all appreciate her willingness to take the hit this week, which resulted in one of you being spared.

Sara Beth is famous. She never told me about it, but apparently, she has an awesome relationship with the band Rascal Flatts. So much so, that they wrote a song about her. Unfortunately, her chance at fame through a hit song got messed up when the band confused her with someone who had cancer. Thankfully, the real Sara Beth doesn't have to worry much about cancer. The extent of her health problems is confined to cumbersome boots and defects in the way she eats her salads. If you happened to see her with a handicapped pass... it used to be legit.
Sara Beth is Arizonian. For those of you who don't know what that means, it's a mix between the words "arid" and "zoni"--two ancient indian tribes who settled in the southwest and have caucasian looking posterity. Thus, if I didn't just tell you that, there's no way you would have known.
One of Sara Beth's great talents is what I call "the familial chameleon." That is to say that Sara Beth can fit in with multiple groups so well, that they actually treat her like one of the clan. Besides her school kids calling her mom, her friends' families are so fond of her that, if you didn't know the situation, you might think she was adopted (she fits in, but she doesn't change appearances. That's would be a little ridiculous.)
So, in summary, Sara Beth is an adaptive indian of reasonably good health.